Christmas and Secret Santa’s go hand in hand, and this is one of the ways out office celebrates the festive season. But just imagine the surprise I got when my treat was a vibrator?

If you aren’t sure what a Secret Santa is, it is when you all have a gift cap of say and you each draw the name of someone you have to purchase a gift for. We do it in the office every Christmas season, and who the hell drew my name and bought me a vibrator??

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I am particularly fond of my sex toys, I collect them, but this is a secret collection – no-one knows about them. Not my friends or my colleagues at work, or even any of the men I have dated.

The Secret Santa gifts are given out at the Christmas party and as we are teased into opening them, you can only imagine my surprise. No-one else got anything like it and not even a sexy novelty, a potion or lotion was present in any of the other folks presents, I was dead embarrassed about this sex toy.

The look on my bosses face was classic, the look on mine must have been better. I am a real blusher, being a natural red-head, and to be honest this was one time I wished I could have done the ostrich burying its head in the sand trick.

I tried to avoid a scene, because everyone was going "lets see", "let’s have a look", so I just laughed and made a joke about Santa having a sense of humor. Laughing I bundled it back into its paper and put it in my bag, thinking – out of sight, out of mind.

Now it wasn’t only about the gift, but everyone was thinking, who could have given the offending item to me. No matter who they all asked, everyone denied responsibility and I just wanted them to forget all about it. Eventually I just laughed it off and said that Santa obviously had a sense of humor, so they all went and got a drink and left me alone.

I was the one with reputation for being quiet and even a bit antisocial, and this was why the tongues were wagging so much. But strangely enough this was the next vibrator I had planned to purchase.

To this day we don’t know who bought it for me, but it was always being brought up and at Christmas this year, I had a whole crowd around me as I opened my Secret Santa. I didn’t want to open it, but it looked innocuous, like a DVD so I did, hoping it wasn’t porn.

It looked like a DVD and I hoped it wasn’t porn, so I took a deep breath and opened it. This time it was a copy of Constantine, a movie I had always wanted – who knew?? But by now I wasn’t feeling as though I had received a secret Santa, I felt like I was being secretly stalked!

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